Watching Noddy...

While watching Noddy yesterday H referred to Noddy's friend as Big Head... too cute!

Hoobaloos...

Today H announced that maybe I could buy her a pink hooplahoo, it was then restated as a hoobaloo!  Any ideas what she was talking about?   Yep... a hoola hoop!

How did I get in your tummy?

We were looking at belly buttons and H asked... 'How did I get in your tummy?'

I'm okay with telling a nearly 3yr old how she and others come out... but not with how she got in there... not just yet anyway!

Can anyone help me with an explanation?

Birthday Bash?

We watched about 30 Sulphur Crested Cockatoos flying over our yard this morning, making a huge ruckus... They all landed in a massive pine in our neighbour's yard... we watched them for a while, then H exclaimed..'Maybe they are having a Birthday party!'.

Cute!

H watched Dad shaving his face in its entirety this morning.  When he had finished, she said... 'You look beautiful and shiny Dad!'

So cute!

Bad TV reception!

Its been a while since she has said something really hilarious... and anyway... I have been pretty busy!

Here goes...

Being the hillbillies that we are, we don't get the best reception...  Today H announced... 'The TV is a bit skew whiff, it needs more petrol doesn't it Mum!'

My name is....

So, I think I told you a while back that H had decided she was going to change her name.  Well, she changed it to Penny, and has been Penny the last few weeks.  We always call her by her real name, and usually the reply is 'my names not H, its Penny!'

Anyway... over the last week, she has also been Polly and Bella... where these other names are coming from I don't know.

Today at the supermarket with Dad, she did her usual thing of asking people what their name is, what their nick name is, and when they asked her what her name is, the reply was 'Um... I don't know'.  It seems we are between names at the moment!

Awesome!

The other day after I said something to my girl, she came back with 'Awesome', its been a month since we were in NZ, but obviously she is still processing things.  Cousin C vocab has obviously rubbed off on her!

Too cute not to share!

After sitting on the toilet for about 10 minutes H announce 'that she had twins and needles'!

Too cute!

Do the Wiggle's have cars?

On our way to the Camberwell Market https://www.sundaymarket.com.au/ today, H announces... 'Do you think The Wiggles' http://www.thewiggles.com.au/us/home/ have cars'... to which I answered, 'I'm sure they do'... She answered back with ...'Anthony would have a blue one... Greg and Sam would have yellow ones... Murray a red one... and Jeff a purple one'  

How cute!

Ice blocks...

So the big girl and her Dad have gone to Lysterfield Lake http://www.melbourneplaygrounds.com.au/melbourneplaygrounds-info.php?id=20571 for a swim.  I said to Dad to take some money as there is a shop, and they might want to get an (said as if spelling!) i c e   b l o c k... the big girl immediately said, Can I have an ice block?'  Can't believe my 2yr old can work out what I am spelling already!

An argument with herself!

Today, when my girl was using the toilet, she began an imaginary discussion, which turned into an imaginary argument with none other but herself.

It was hilarious to listen to.  It went something like this... 

'I'm the mum.'  

'No you're not, you're Penny.' 

'No, I'm the Mum!' 

'No you're not!  You are Penny'...   

This went on and on for about 5 minutes.  She was amused, as was I!

Couch potato...

This morning when H woke she announced 'Today I am just going to watch TV and eat!'  Uh Oh... hope I haven't bred a couch potato!

On our summer evening walk...

Later on we went for a walk, and she said to Dad 'What are you looking at, you hockey puck!'  a quote also taken from Toy Story.  Hoping Puck doesn't turn into anything else!

Quotes...

Today H quoted Buzz Lightyear, calling her Dad a 'strange little man'!

Too busy...

Often in the morning, when I am trying to encourage H to play on her own, I tell her I can't play as I have jobs to do.

Tonight when Dad was trying to get her to do her teeth, she told him 'I'm too busy, I have jobs to do!'

One from Dad...

This post is from H & O's Dad.

H & I were reaching the end of a big walk and she was riding in the back pack.  As we got to the bottom of a big hill...

Dad: 'Look there's the park!'

H: 'Yeah! There's the park! - You can't see it dad... you aren't looking hard enough.'

Dad: 'Um yes I think I can see too...'

H: 'No Dad, you can only see trees. You aren't looking hard enough. I can see it because I'm looking hard. '

...or an...

This morning my girl and I were having a conversation... H correctly said '... it was not a tiger or an elephant'.  She blows me away!

Dessert...

H or should I say Penny... is currently eating 'r-sert' known to most people as dessert!

It wasn't me!

In the car on the way home... 'It wasn't me!'... 'Hmmm?  What wasn't you?'... 'It wasn't me that farted!'.  Ha!